Soft Corner of Tejas Lakhani » joke http://www.tejaslakhani.com/blog It's All about my experience with life... Mon, 19 Dec 2011 18:25:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 Joke of the Day http://www.tejaslakhani.com/blog/2011/12/joke-of-the-day-3/ http://www.tejaslakhani.com/blog/2011/12/joke-of-the-day-3/#comments Tue, 06 Dec 2011 05:06:10 +0000 Tejas Lakhani http://www.tejaslakhani.com/blog/?p=312 A naked drunken woman boards a cab in New York one night. The driver of the cab, a typical Indian, keeps staring at her, and doesn’t start the cab.

Woman: Haven’t you ever seen a naked woman before ???

Indian driver: cool down lady, I’m not staring at you..I am just wondering where have you kept the money to pay me??

Moral: This is what most American and European banks failed to do: Assessing repayment capacity before enjoying the exposure !!!

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Us bewafa ki yaad me jaam Haatho me utha liya…..

Waah….

Waah….

Waah…

Phir….

Phir…

Uthai Bread Lagaya Jam or Fata Fat Kha lia!

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cop “toh koi aur sabzi pakalo”

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