After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists found
Traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion
that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.

So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug
200 meters and the headlines in the US papers read:

‘US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers, and have
concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital
telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians.’

One week later, Indian daily newspapers reported the following:

*’After digging as deep as 500 meters, Indian scientists have found

absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors

were already using Bluetooth and Wireless technology.**

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“JAI HO”