Soft Corner of Tejas Lakhani

હળવેથી રોજ તમે વરસ્યા કરો છો, હવે ધોધમાર વરસો તો કેવું ?
બારી ઉઘાડીએ તો આવે અજવાળું, હવે બારણું ઉઘાડો તો કેવું ?

Health:

1. Drink plenty of water

2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar

3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants, and eat less food that is manufactured in plants (factory)

4. Live with the 3 E’s — Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy

5. Make time for prayer

6. Play more games

7. Read more books than you did in 2008

8. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day

9. Sleep for 7 hours

10. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day —- and while you walk, SMILE !!

Personality:

11. Don’t compare your life to others’. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

12. Don’t have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the

positive present moment.

13. Don’t over do ; keep your limits

14. Don’t take yourself so seriously ; no one else does

15. Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip

16. Dream more while you are awake

17. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need..

18. Forget issues of the past. Don’t remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will

ruin your present happiness.

19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don’t hate others.

20. Make peace with your past so it won’t spoil the present

21. No one is in charge of your happiness except you

22. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum

that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.

23. Smile and Laugh more

24. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

Community:

25.. Call your family often

26. Each day give something good to others

27. Forgive everyone for everything

28. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6

29. Try to make at least three people smile each day

30. What other people think of you is none of your business

31. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your family and friends will. Stay in touch.

Life:

32. Do the right things

33. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful

34. GOD heals everything

35. However good or bad a situation is, it will change

36. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up !

37. The best is yet to come

38. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it

39. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be HAPPY !!!!!!!

Recent blast in Dera ismail khan in Pakistan on 14th June, 2009.

We are reading about it in news almost everyday, Blast in Lahore, Blast in Karachi, Attacks on xyz……
WTF is this?

DECIDE

Hansa : Praful “Decide” matlab ?
Praful : “Decide” Hansa … vo Casettee player mein hum casettee
nahi
dalte usme hota hai na … “A side” — “B side” … toa
“C-side” … “D-
side”

—> “Decide”

Mature

Hansa : Mature matlab ????
praful: jab apna mahesh…chori karte hue pakda gaya tha.. tab usne kya
kaha tha ?????
hansa: usne kaha tha.. mujhe chodd do.. “MAIN CHOR NAHI HOON”
main chor …main chor….mature…acha acha….

alphabet

hansa: praful alphabet matlab
praful: alphabet hansa,local train mein safar karte hoye maasi jaise hi
koi seat khali dekhti hai to wo apni beti alpha se kya kehti hai?
hansa: alpha beth seat pe,alpha beth,acha toh yeh alphabet

Asset

Hansa : Prafulll “Asset” matlab ???
Praful : Asset Hansaaa ….
Jab hum gaadi mein jaate hai and jab gaadi signal par rukti hai ….
taab vo bhikari log aa kar kya bolte hai …
“Aee Seth… thoda paisa do naa” … “Eee Sethh … ” …
Asset ..

Depend

Hansa : Yeh Depend kya hota hai Prafful??
Prafful : Depend Hansa… wo Swimming Pool mein ek taraf to paani kam
gehra hota hai, aur dusri side zyada gehra… Deep-End.. Depend

TOURNAMENT

HANSA:- ae he he PRAFUL, TOURNAMENT MATLAB
PRAFUL:- TOURNAMENT HANSA!!! YE JO TUMNE JHUMKE PEHNE HAIN, GEHNE PEHNE
HAIN INKO ENGLISH ME KYA KEHTE HAIN, BOLO BOLO!!
HANSA:- AAA HAN HAN TOURNAMENT, (HANSA KHUSH)
MELISA:-(CHIDH KAR)ARE USE TOURNAMENT NAHI ORNAMENT KEHTE HAIN
HANSA:- ARE KUCHH BHI MAT BOLLL
EK JHHUMKA — ORNAMENT
DO JHHUMKE — TWO ORNAMENT# #TOURNAMENT
AE PRAFUL!! YE MELISA KO BHI BABUJI KI TARAH KUCHH BHI NAHI ATAA

elastic

Hansa: Praful elastic matlab??
Praful: Elastic Hansa..
apni voh radha ben unki beti ila …
usko jab fracture hua tha to voh kya leke chalti thi??
Hansa : Ila to…
Ila-stick leke …
Ila-stick !! Ila-stick!!!

We Indians are so smart –

After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists found
Traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion
that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.

So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug
200 meters and the headlines in the US papers read:

‘US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers, and have
concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital
telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians.’

One week later, Indian daily newspapers reported the following:

*’After digging as deep as 500 meters, Indian scientists have found

absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors

were already using Bluetooth and Wireless technology.**

*

“JAI HO”

1) Responsibility makes you better or bitter.

2) Duniya main sabse bada rog, mere baare main kya kahenge log.

3) The Indian team without Sachin is like giving a kiss without a squeeze.

4) Statistics are like bikinis… what they reveal is suggestive, what they hide is essential

5) Wickets are like wives… you never know which way they will turn!

6) The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.

7) When you are dining with the demons, you’ve got to have a long spoon!

If ‘ifs and buts’ were ‘pots and pans’ there would be no tinkers!

9) Indian openers are like envelopes – they don’t take you anywhere.

10) Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

11) One, who doesn’t throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.

12) He is a wily fox. But, if we make the fox run, the chicken will become hen.

13) The Only Thing You Get In Life Without Trying is dandruff.

14) “Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope.” ( This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados.)

15) The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!

16) The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.

17) You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

18) The cat with gloves catches no mice.

19) Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.

20) You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

21) The cat with gloves catches no mice.

22) Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.

23) Fattest pigs go to the butcher first.

24) Good intentions die unless utilized.

25) He has a backlift like an octopus falling out of a tree, all over the place.

26) Come to my parlour said the spider to the fly.

27) A dog kennel is no place to hide a sausage.

28) You can never unscramble eggs.

29) Call the bear uncle until you are safely across the bridge.

30) “He’s wallowing in foolishness like a rhino in an African pool.”

31) Behind every successful man is a surprised wife.

Google Maharaj ki Jai Ho……

You can find the lyrics of it below

pankh hote to ud aatee re, rasiyaa o jalimaa
tuze dil kaa daag dikhalaatee re

yaadon mein khoyee pahuchee gagan me, panchhee ban ke sachchee lagan mein
door se dekhaa, mausam hasee thaa, aanewaale too hee naheen thaa
rasiyaa, o jalimaa, tuze dil kaa daag dikhalaatee re

kirane ban ke baahe failaayee, aas ke baadal pe jaa ke lahaaraayee
zool chookee main waade kaa zoolaa, too to apanaa waadaa bhee bhoolaa
rasiyaa, o jalimaa, tuze dil kaa daag dikhalaatee re…..