Soft Corner of Tejas Lakhani

Australian Cricketer rocks

Tejas Lakhani — Fri, 14 May 2010 20:07:34 +0000

When Australia beat pakistan in T20 2010 Semifinal 2, it was match to watch out for….

Here I would like to recall the conversation we had with one of my friend “Apurva Badheka” , doctor by profession. We often tease him for being Aussie fan.

Below are few of the lines directly taken from his emails to us some 31/2 years back

“I have always been criticised for bein an oz supporter. i just wanted to let u know why i do
that. not bcoz aus is the best team in the world. an india/pak has more talent than an entire aus in
its smallest borough.
aus plays the game with 110% dedication. u wil never
find them loose imp matches for the lack of a fight.
they wil bleed til they are dry and then ask for
transfusion so that they can bleed more. thats the
spirit i have always espoused in life for myself.
a sachin wil never equal a waugh. no1 can play the
match from dead end hopeless situations like the tugga.
no1 can finish off the match no matter how long the
odds like a bevan. no1 can maintain composure and keep
bowling unerrin line and length like a mcgrath.
no1 can have more deliveries in an over like a warne.
no combo of openers can instil a sense of rock solid
stability and fear like gilly and haydos.

Hats off to Australia and Hats off to Apurva as well……..Apu the Doc…

I am now an avid aussie fan dude….Der aaye par durast aaye….

Joke of the Day

Tejas Lakhani — Sat, 08 May 2010 18:14:59 +0000

In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the
Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He is at the ‘krishnajanma’ part
of it.

Masterji: “Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister’s 8th child is
going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki
behind the bars. First son is born, and kansa kills him by
poisoning… Second one is born n kansa throws him off the mountain
peak. Third one is born…”

Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand. Masterji, I
have a doubt (sounding nervous n confused)

Masterji: “Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt in mahabharata
then how come u have one?”

Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki’s 8th child was going to
Kill him, WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME CELL
?

Masterji fainted…………………….

scdl india foreign trade

Tejas Lakhani — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 08:14:57 +0000

What is there in eighth plan that govt introduced a new feature that would grant stability to India’s foreign trade.

true/false
it was observed recent fabulous growth of s/w exports was due to

foreign trade broadens the outlook of a country.

Elsoworth, in his form of the definition of BOP has introduced the concept of National/Domestic/International/Foreign Resident account

convention adopted for determinin resident status while compiling india’s BOP is broadly consistent with recommendations of IMF manual.

true.

Foreign trade emphasizes the fact that the growth and development of economy of any country is linked with world’s
political/social/economic climate/weather conditions

liaison office can carry on only liaison activities i.e.

Industrial imports were in second in line when it came to india’s import bill payments for the year 2005-06.
True

years which have recorded highest 3 declines in import values over the respective prev years in terms of US$ in millions..

81-82 84-85 91-92

EOU Scheme will allow import of capital goods for pre-production and post production facilities.

trade deficit from 91-92 to 95-96 rose by more than 5 times.

problems which confront the SAARC are:

economics of the member countries are dissimilar
coz of similarity of the exporting
duplicate of the softex form as submitted by the exporter to the bank is treated as same as the

EC Copy
GR/FDS
GR/SDF
MOU
NEER-5 is composed of a basket of 5 currencies namely
US Dollar
Euro
Sterling Pound & Yen
Pound & Deutsch Mark

Conditions for Scheme for raising loans from NRIs on repatriation basis are
loan is free of interest
the minimum maturity period of the loan is seven years
the loan is utilized for the borrower’s personal purposes
loan is utilized for the borrower’s agricultural/plantation activities.

During 1991-92 exports to the GCA(General Currency Area) rose by
6.34%
5.50
4.34
6.25

If person stays abroad for more than 12 months, it implies duel citizenship, given the economy’s diplomatic and consular representatives.

true/false – false

To help decentrlztn process for the assessment of the variou sproject proposals in india, the IFC will

act as cataly st in bringin together ind and forgn companies
Third yearly import export policy, the government increased the limit for recognition of a trading house from rs. 15 crores to rs. 25 crores.

true

Under Exim Policy 2002-2007, BIFR Schemes were extended for the revival of the sick units.

True
Although IMF and World Bank were established the proposal for WTO did not materialize.

WTO
ITO
GATT
IBRD

Official capital includes transactions affecting foreign financial assets and liabilities of

govt. of india and rbi
rbi and world bank
rbi and govt. owned comm. banks
central and state govt. as authorized by central government

primary objective of GATT was to expand international trade in order to bring

abt economic dev of devlping countries
abt all-round consumer welfare
abt an all-round economic prosperity
an exposure to wider choice and range of products for the consumer

Under Direct Rates of quotation, Foreign Currency is fixed.
True

All remittances to the foreign collaborator shall be made as per the exchange rates prevailing on the
date of remittance
importing license
government consent letter
RBI consent letter

under scheme for export houses, certain weight age is given to certain categories of exports, provided that such exports

are made in freely convertible currency
are accountable on the capital acct of the BOP
are ” on the current acct of the BOP
help exceed the req level of foreign exchange for a particular financial year
GATT was formed in year

1945
46
48

Under exp-imp policy 2000-01 , it was laid down that the EPZs at these locations to be converted into SEZs

Kandla, vizag, kochi
cochin, coimbatore, chennai
khandala, cochin, goa
hyd, noida, ranchi

FTRA, 1992 empowers cent govt. to make provision

for dev & regu of foreign

to formulate and announce the imp exp policy from time to time.

origin of method of “Basic Balance’ & ‘Overall balance, lies in the report of the

1961 kennedy task force
1965 kennedy task force
1996 nixon tasking
1960 carter tasking

These countries come under Eastern Europe

Greece, Former RPA Countries,
‘automatic route’ in case of FDI in india is provided for in the Notification

No. FERA 20 dated 1-5-2001
No. FEMA 20 dated 10-6-2005
No. FEMA 10 dated 30-5-2005
No. Fema 20 dated 3-5-2000

switzerland
australia
south korea
UK

8th, 7th 10th, 3rd, 9th 5th ranking source of india’s imports

PJ Shayri of the day

Tejas Lakhani — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 18:56:19 +0000

#fb
Us bewafa ki yaad me jaam Haatho me utha liya…..

Waah….

Waah…

Phir….

Phir…

Uthai Bread Lagaya Jam or Fata Fat Kha lia!

Quote of the day

Tejas Lakhani — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 03:24:53 +0000

Relations are like a bird. if u catch tightly it dies. If u catch it loosely it flies. but if u catch affectionately. it remains wid u foreva.

Joke of the Day

Tejas Lakhani — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 03:56:16 +0000

Worried lady to corrupt cop “mere pati 5 din pehle tamatar lene gaye the.abhi tak nahin aaye.ab main kya karu?”

cop “toh koi aur sabzi pakalo”

9 Promises should be taken before choosing IT Profession

Tejas Lakhani — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 03:16:01 +0000

.      I have already enjoyed my life in childhood

2.      I love tension

3.      I don’t want to spend time with my friends (Excellent, I have seen lot many peoples… L )

4.      I love night outs

5.      I love to work on weekends and Holidays

6.      I want to take revenge on myself (Perfect Reason)

7.      I don’t want to marry before 30

8.      I don’t want good Salary

9.      I want to learn until my death   .

My Blog is ranked 51 in Indiblogger.in

Tejas Lakhani — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 17:35:19 +0000

I got an email from indiblogger team which reads that your blog is ranked 51.
Sounds good, well still miles to go….. but you can say a good start.

Friendship Day : History Behind it

Tejas Lakhani — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 08:00:57 +0000

My Dear Friends,

In 1935 USA government had killed a man on 1st Saturday of august,
next day his friend died committing suicide in his memory.

USA government had declared 1st Sunday of every August as friendship day.

This is 73rd friendship day(August 2nd).

Thats how we celebrate friendship day on 1st Sunday of every August.

Make friends, live happy.

Marvelous Answer

Tejas Lakhani — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 07:21:19 +0000

Dr. Nitu Mandke had done many heart operations.
A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, â€œHello Doctor! Please come over here for a minute.â€ The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, â€œSo doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind them, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work?â€
The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanicâ€¦..

â€œTRY TO DO IT WHEN THE ENGINE IS RUNNINGâ€.