Soft Corner of Tejas Lakhani

Bollywood
Shahrukh, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball……………
Bowler bowls it and Shahruk glides it to 3rd man…………..the ball goes to boundary line Shahruk runs for 3 runs, fielder throws at non-striker it misses the stumps and goes for over-throw,Shah Ruk runs again for 3 ,
this time fielder tactic fully throws at Keepers end,
Keeper Misses it goes for a 4 runs. In the background Vande Mathram sings….
Shahruk WINS the match……………………………..
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Tollywood
Cheeru ,the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball……………
Bowler bowls it and Cheeru hits with tremendous power…………..the ball goes far away and UMPIRES are forced to give 12 runs for that.
Cheeru WINS the match……………………………..
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Kollywood
Rajni ,the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball……………
Bowler bowls it and Rajini hits with tremendous power…………..the ball splits into “TWO”
1 half goes to SIX…..The other half goes to FOUR………..

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Hitler says, “There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar: Ab bolne se kya faayda? “Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”

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15 Rules That Pune Lives by…..

1.The Other Side Law:
If my side of the road has a traffic jam, then I can start driving on
the wrong side of the road, and all incoming cars will be rerouted via Nasik.

2. The No Queue Rule:
If there is a queue of many people, no one will notice me sneaking into the front as long as I am looking the other way.

3. The Mind Over Matter Law:
If a red light is not working, four cars from different directions can easily pass through one another..

4. The Auto Axiom:
If I indicate which way I am going to turn my vehicle, it is an information security leak.

5. The In Spit Of Thing:
The more I lean out of my car or bus, and the harder I spit, the stronger the roads become.

6. The Cinema Hall Fact:
If I get a call on my mobile phone, the film automatically goes into pause mode.

7. The Brotherhood Law:
If I want to win an argument, I need only to repeatedly suggest to the other person that I have illicit relations with his sister.

8. The Baraat/ Marriage Right:
When I’m on the road to marriage, all the roads in the city belong to me. To ME.

9. The Heart Of Things:
If I open enough buttons on my shirt, the pretty girl at the bus stop can see through my mal-formed chest into the depths of my soul.

10. The Name Game:
It is very important for the driver behind me to memorize the nicknames of my children.

11. Parking Up The Wrong Tree:
When I double-park my car, the road automatically widens so that the traffic is not affected.

12. The Chill Bill Move:
When I park and block someone else’s car I am giving him a chance to pause, relax, chill and take a few moments off from his rushed day.

13. The Ogling Stare:
If you don’t ogle and drool at every hot Chick that passes by, you’re gay.

14. The Bus Law:
If I stop my bus at the correct place near the bus stop, the city will explode and blow into 6 million pieces.

15. The VIP Rule:
There are only 3 important persons in this city -Me, I, Myself!

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Rangoli by Girls

Rangoli by Boys

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Bechaare Zameen Par - Fully Faltoo Awards


Jadoo Ek Bar - Fully Faltoo Awards

This is awesome guys…….

MTV rocks……

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Well it all started on saturday evening when i went from ma place (andheri) to kandivali.
This time i prefer to go via direct bus from andheri to kandivali rather than take an auto from ma place to andheri station then to pick a train to kandivali and then again to take an auto from kandivali station to Auto at ma friend’s place.

It is always better to go by bus in such case. It is like safe, secure and believe me you will reach faster via bus than by train…….(sounds strange na…).

Well next thing I did after reaching there was to meet all the friends. It was almost 6 months that we all met last time. Well well according to them I met them last time before my engagement and then I never ever been to their place…..(they were kinda teasing me dat dost dost na raha after engagement…..lol).

We went for dinner at 10, finished with starter, then order for main course and then when time came for us to go for some ice-cream as usual we all started to scream. Two of us already had tooty-fruity while the others were finishing their main course and clock was ticking between 12-12.30 so restaurant was running out of stuff and one of our friend order the same ice-cream tooty-fruity which two of our friends already had but his bad luck and what you say that restaurant guys were running out of tooty fruity and strange thing is they were came to inform him about it 10 minutes later so finally that friend of us order some other ice-cream so we pranksters teasing him that as this time also it took more than 10 minutes so that guy will come know and say that they don’t have that ice-cream in stock and surprisingly that came true and we were like all ROTFL except one guy, guess who? The friend who order the ice-cream twice and staying hopeless. Finally he decided to ask for anything else. Then in the midnight we watch movie and this way saturday got over.

Now come Sunday, one of the best day you can say. In the morning woke up at 10 am and then freshen up myself and then had uppama in breakfast alongwith Tea at Bayleaf Restaurant (remember this restaurant), then one more friend join us and so we gone to other restaurant and their we order puri bhaji and this way we had our brunch at 12 noon.

Then had some heavy discussion regarding technologies with one of my friend’s bro. later As We haven’t had my lunch so went to Bayleaf Restaurant and order Pav-bhaji. We had pav-bhaji and were sitting idle over there when one more friend join us and at that time I was feeling quite hot so I plan to order an ice-cream while other two don’t want to have any as they were feeling that they had enough of food that they won’t be able to eat ice-cream. So I ordered Vanilla with Ice-Cream, It came after 10 mins and when it came I had only few spoon of ice-cream to fill up my mouth rest all were eaten by the other two and so we decided that we should go for Brownie and so we order one more ice-cream and then it came after some 12-15 mins and when it came we were like attacking on it. Our plate became empty in less than 2 mins I think. So Finally, finally we decided to order one more brownie and this way we had 3 ice-cream when we were planning for only one.

That was in the evening when we were only three and then slowly and steadily all other pranksters started joining us an at 8 pm idea struck on one of devil’s mind to go for a movie and believe me whenever tells me of goin for movie I am always open for that no matter which movie it is, even I have seen movie name “Aatma” (I bet most of you have not heard the name as well, it is ramsay brother’s film).

We went for Aamir and it was good experience. Movie was quite nice. Rajeev Khandelwal was awesome. He’s a guy to lookout for in future as far as acting is concerned.

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