• Joke of the Day

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    In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the
    Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He is at the ‘krishnajanma’ part
    of it.

    Masterji: “Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister’s 8th child is
    going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki
    behind the bars. First son is born, and kansa kills him by
    poisoning… Second one is born n kansa throws him off the mountain
    peak. Third one is born…”

    Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand. Masterji, I
    have a doubt (sounding nervous n confused)

    Masterji: “Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt in mahabharata
    then how come u have one?”

    Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki’s 8th child was going to
    Kill him, WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME CELL
    ?

    Masterji fainted…………………….

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