Soft Corner of Tejas Lakhani

1) Responsibility makes you better or bitter.

2) Duniya main sabse bada rog, mere baare main kya kahenge log.

3) The Indian team without Sachin is like giving a kiss without a squeeze.

4) Statistics are like bikinis… what they reveal is suggestive, what they hide is essential

5) Wickets are like wives… you never know which way they will turn!

6) The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.

7) When you are dining with the demons, you’ve got to have a long spoon!

If ‘ifs and buts’ were ‘pots and pans’ there would be no tinkers!

9) Indian openers are like envelopes – they don’t take you anywhere.

10) Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

11) One, who doesn’t throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.

12) He is a wily fox. But, if we make the fox run, the chicken will become hen.

13) The Only Thing You Get In Life Without Trying is dandruff.

14) “Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope.” ( This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados.)

15) The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!

16) The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.

17) You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

18) The cat with gloves catches no mice.

19) Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.

20) You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

21) The cat with gloves catches no mice.

22) Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.

23) Fattest pigs go to the butcher first.

24) Good intentions die unless utilized.

25) He has a backlift like an octopus falling out of a tree, all over the place.

26) Come to my parlour said the spider to the fly.

27) A dog kennel is no place to hide a sausage.

28) You can never unscramble eggs.

29) Call the bear uncle until you are safely across the bridge.

30) “He’s wallowing in foolishness like a rhino in an African pool.”

31) Behind every successful man is a surprised wife.