Soft Corner of Tejas Lakhani

DECIDE

Hansa : Praful “Decide” matlab ?
Praful : “Decide” Hansa … vo Casettee player mein hum casettee
nahi
dalte usme hota hai na … “A side” — “B side” … toa
“C-side” … “D-
side”

—> “Decide”

Mature

Hansa : Mature matlab ????
praful: jab apna mahesh…chori karte hue pakda gaya tha.. tab usne kya
kaha tha ?????
hansa: usne kaha tha.. mujhe chodd do.. “MAIN CHOR NAHI HOON”
main chor …main chor….mature…acha acha….

alphabet

hansa: praful alphabet matlab
praful: alphabet hansa,local train mein safar karte hoye maasi jaise hi
koi seat khali dekhti hai to wo apni beti alpha se kya kehti hai?
hansa: alpha beth seat pe,alpha beth,acha toh yeh alphabet

Asset

Hansa : Prafulll “Asset” matlab ???
Praful : Asset Hansaaa ….
Jab hum gaadi mein jaate hai and jab gaadi signal par rukti hai ….
taab vo bhikari log aa kar kya bolte hai …
“Aee Seth… thoda paisa do naa” … “Eee Sethh … ” …
Asset ..

Depend

Hansa : Yeh Depend kya hota hai Prafful??
Prafful : Depend Hansa… wo Swimming Pool mein ek taraf to paani kam
gehra hota hai, aur dusri side zyada gehra… Deep-End.. Depend

TOURNAMENT

HANSA:- ae he he PRAFUL, TOURNAMENT MATLAB
PRAFUL:- TOURNAMENT HANSA!!! YE JO TUMNE JHUMKE PEHNE HAIN, GEHNE PEHNE
HAIN INKO ENGLISH ME KYA KEHTE HAIN, BOLO BOLO!!
HANSA:- AAA HAN HAN TOURNAMENT, (HANSA KHUSH)
MELISA:-(CHIDH KAR)ARE USE TOURNAMENT NAHI ORNAMENT KEHTE HAIN
HANSA:- ARE KUCHH BHI MAT BOLLL
EK JHHUMKA — ORNAMENT
DO JHHUMKE — TWO ORNAMENT# #TOURNAMENT
AE PRAFUL!! YE MELISA KO BHI BABUJI KI TARAH KUCHH BHI NAHI ATAA

elastic

Hansa: Praful elastic matlab??
Praful: Elastic Hansa..
apni voh radha ben unki beti ila …
usko jab fracture hua tha to voh kya leke chalti thi??
Hansa : Ila to…
Ila-stick leke …
Ila-stick !! Ila-stick!!!

We Indians are so smart –

After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists found
Traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion
that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.

So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug
200 meters and the headlines in the US papers read:

‘US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers, and have
concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital
telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians.’

One week later, Indian daily newspapers reported the following:

*’After digging as deep as 500 meters, Indian scientists have found

absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors

were already using Bluetooth and Wireless technology.**

*

“JAI HO”

1) Responsibility makes you better or bitter.

2) Duniya main sabse bada rog, mere baare main kya kahenge log.

3) The Indian team without Sachin is like giving a kiss without a squeeze.

4) Statistics are like bikinis… what they reveal is suggestive, what they hide is essential

5) Wickets are like wives… you never know which way they will turn!

6) The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.

7) When you are dining with the demons, you’ve got to have a long spoon!

If ‘ifs and buts’ were ‘pots and pans’ there would be no tinkers!

9) Indian openers are like envelopes – they don’t take you anywhere.

10) Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

11) One, who doesn’t throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.

12) He is a wily fox. But, if we make the fox run, the chicken will become hen.

13) The Only Thing You Get In Life Without Trying is dandruff.

14) “Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope.” ( This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados.)

15) The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!

16) The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.

17) You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

18) The cat with gloves catches no mice.

19) Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.

20) You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

21) The cat with gloves catches no mice.

22) Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.

23) Fattest pigs go to the butcher first.

24) Good intentions die unless utilized.

25) He has a backlift like an octopus falling out of a tree, all over the place.

26) Come to my parlour said the spider to the fly.

27) A dog kennel is no place to hide a sausage.

28) You can never unscramble eggs.

29) Call the bear uncle until you are safely across the bridge.

30) “He’s wallowing in foolishness like a rhino in an African pool.”

31) Behind every successful man is a surprised wife.