Archive for October, 2008
Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi
Friday, October 17th, 2008
Wishing Happy Birthday and fast recovery to Amitabh Bachchan
Saturday, October 11th, 2008Happy birthday wishes to Amitabh Bachchanji…….
and also to add that as he is admitted to lilavati hospital due to illness I wish him fast recovery.
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Friday, October 10th, 2008Guys.
In this post you need to post your views on who will win? how will we (indian government, indian IT sector and american citizens) benefit from their win?
So Guys caste ur input….
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Thursday, October 9th, 2008Hitler says, “There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar: Ab bolne se kya faayda? “Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”
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Wednesday, October 1st, 200815 Rules That Pune Lives by…..
1.The Other Side Law:
If my side of the road has a traffic jam, then I can start driving on
the wrong side of the road, and all incoming cars will be rerouted via Nasik.
2. The No Queue Rule:
If there is a queue of many people, no one will notice me sneaking into the front as long as I am looking the other way.
3. The Mind Over Matter Law:
If a red light is not working, four cars from different directions can easily pass through one another..
4. The Auto Axiom:
If I indicate which way I am going to turn my vehicle, it is an information security leak.
5. The In Spit Of Thing:
The more I lean out of my car or bus, and the harder I spit, the stronger the roads become.
6. The Cinema Hall Fact:
If I get a call on my mobile phone, the film automatically goes into pause mode.
7. The Brotherhood Law:
If I want to win an argument, I need only to repeatedly suggest to the other person that I have illicit relations with his sister.
8. The Baraat/ Marriage Right:
When I’m on the road to marriage, all the roads in the city belong to me. To ME.
9. The Heart Of Things:
If I open enough buttons on my shirt, the pretty girl at the bus stop can see through my mal-formed chest into the depths of my soul.
10. The Name Game:
It is very important for the driver behind me to memorize the nicknames of my children.
11. Parking Up The Wrong Tree:
When I double-park my car, the road automatically widens so that the traffic is not affected.
12. The Chill Bill Move:
When I park and block someone else’s car I am giving him a chance to pause, relax, chill and take a few moments off from his rushed day.
13. The Ogling Stare:
If you don’t ogle and drool at every hot Chick that passes by, you’re gay.
14. The Bus Law:
If I stop my bus at the correct place near the bus stop, the city will explode and blow into 6 million pieces.
15. The VIP Rule:
There are only 3 important persons in this city -Me, I, Myself!
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